Cigar Quotes

“Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.” Steve Allen

“I treat my cigars better than people. You gotta treat ’em good.” Charles Barkley

Michael Jordan “smokes the good stuff and he gave me the most valuable lesson ever with cigars: hvae two humdors. One for people who know what they’re doing and one for people who know what the fuck they’re doing. I’ve got some good cigars, and I hate it when I give someone a good cigar, they don’t enjoy it, and they leave half of it.” Charles Barkley

“I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.” George Burns

“If I’d taken my doctor’s advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn’t have lived to go to his funeral.” George Burns

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” George Burns

“If I had taken my doctor’s advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn’t have lived to go to his funeral.” George Burns

“I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold onto something.” George Burns

“Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke cigars are worth kissing.” Joan Collins

“Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life…”It’s rare today that a man can enjoy a good cigar, a glass of fine scotch, and the company of a good friend.” Denny Crane (Boston Legal)

“One day, I was on the back porch of my house. In the middle of the afternoon, I lit up, and I smoked a cigar. It was like ‘Oh, my god. This is the greatest fucking thing. I get why people do this.’ You feel like you’ve won a war.” Comedian Bill Burr

“I had an uncle who always had a cigar in his mouth. It looked good. I wanted to be that kind of guy. But my uncle didn’t smoke them. He’d just hold them in his mouth, the little Parodis.” Dennis Farina (Actor)

“Cigars are about gathering. They’re about connecting. And we’ve gotten too far away from that. We need to reconnect with that kind of spirit and that kind of community.” Lawrence Fishburne

“I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.” Sigmund Freud

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Sigmund Freud

“Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.” Ulysses S. Grant

“There is one good thing about being the commanding general, beyond the pageantry, the ridiculous vanity, something few of them would ever understand. You can get the best cigars.” Ulysses S. Grant

“You’re not a cigar guy. . .Well, the first reason that jumps out at me is that you hold it like you’re jerking off a mouse.” from Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

“I started smoking a cigar going to the games in 1993. It became a ritual for every home game. Each and every day for a home game, I smoked a cigar. I wanted that feeling of success and relaxation.” Michael Jordan

“Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar?  Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.”  Raul Julia

“Maybe it’s like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it. Everything fades away. Your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke and the cigar and you are at peace.” Raul Julia

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” Rudyard Kipling

“If there is a reason to believe in God, it would be the Havana leaf.” Norman Lear

“With a cigar, whatever your taste and whatever you can afford works. Cigar stores can be home to anybody.” Karl Malone

“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.” Groucho Marx

“There’s a ritual about smoking a cigar that slows my clock down. I’m a busy guy so I like the chance to slow that clock down.” Matthew McConaughey

“I enjoy the smell of a good cigar. It relaxes me. It’s a great social activity, because there’s something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration.” Demi Moore

“My favorite cigar is whichever one my friend is smoking, because I’ll always ask ‘I got some cigars. Which one would you like to smoke?’ To me, it’s not important that I smoke a cigar so long as someone does.” Bill Murray

“I used to smoke a lot of cigarettes. Too many, in fact. That’s one of the reasons I took up cigar smoking seriously. I figured the only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.” Jack Nicholson

“I’m not going to hide out in some back room and tell the world I don’t smoke cigars.” Chuck Norris

“The light ones may be killers, and the dark ones may be mild; Not wrappers but the fillers, make cigars or women wild.”  Keith Preston

“The ’60s child in me just loves the fact I’m fighting against the trend. There are a lot of things about cigars I love because of the anarchist in me.” Tom Selleck

“Cigars are so wonderfully politically incorrect now. There are a lot of things about cigars I love because of the anarchist in me.” Tom Selleck

“A big part of the cigar is having something between your fingers, and I guess as a violinist having that sort of physical connection with something like that has become such a habit. It’s stepping back a little bit and relaxing and seeing things from a perspective. It’s weird that a cigar allows me to do that.” Charlie Siem, Violinist

“The cigar enables you to step back and look at things from a distance. Being able to keep it light and playful. That for me was a great moment to step back and say ‘Hey, don’t take it too seriously.'” Charlie Siem, Violinist

“When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed,and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name” Charles H. Spurgeon

“I feel sometimes that smoking is, believe it or not, more of a private affair. It’s something that I look forward to, that I covet. Therefore, I will purposely deny myself several cigars during the day so that I look forward to that evening cigar with great relish. Sylvester Stallone

“The President inserted a cigar into Ms Lewinsky’s vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: “It tastes good” Kenneth Starr

“Cigars solicit conversation. You see someone smoking a cigar and you feel instandly closer to them.” Michael Strahan

“The end of a good smoke is a little saddening.  In some regard, it’s a bit like losing a best friend who had time to sit and listen.”  Zen Warrior

“If you can’t send money, send tobacco.”  George Washington